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An Idea just came to my head while I was playing Mortal Kombat.

The Idea is "Parody Fighter"

It's basically just a fighter similar to Street Fighter 2.It will just have a bunch of parody characters.

Here's a few I thought of:

Bus-Zero(Sub-Zero)

Stick Ryu(Ryu)

Ganondork(Ganondorf)

Cat Vega(Vega)

Akukumber(Akuma)

I drew some concept art,I'll upload them when I feel Like it.

PROBLEM:I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE FLASH GAMES!(yet...)



dc universal studio nightmare on elm street fighter II turbo plane engine



my dump pump got stuck up my rump now i have a lump everytime I jump and hump the bump.

(2 hours later)

I went back to Ted,Edd,Ned and Fred's Red Dead Bed of Led and Bread as I shed Dread all over the place

(back in the city)

as i am walking,i see a place called Itty Bitty Titty City with P. Diddy,Pity,and Witty Giddies.I go in,and i see my friends Liddy,Hitty,and Jitty.

(at the hospital)

The Dr. took the Pump out of my Butt with his Mutt named Rutt and then he gave me Nuts and took my guts and replaced them with Putts.it is painful,but i am ok...

(back at home)

I lie in the bed,have to die,why?Cus I tie my Guy and eat my Pie,Feeling High,Nigh,my eye is looking fly...well...bye guys...


TWEETING COMBO!!!

2011-09-12 22:31:29 by n00bishsalesman
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Im sitting at my computer,on newgrounds,eating some lucky charms,while playing my 3DS,breathing,drinking a bottle of water,petting my kitten,spinning round and round on my wheel chair,flipping a coin,scratching my head,prank calling nintendo and xbox customer suport,typing this post,watching Adventure time,Downloading A Tekken 3 Iso,Thinking of something to type,playing spider solitare,looking back and forth,waiting for my club nintendo prize,rocking back and forth,coughing,tired,craving to play mortal kombat,beat boxing remixes of video game songs,and working on a comic.BEAT THAT!!!


YAY I GOTSA PS3!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT

2011-07-02 14:32:54 by n00bishsalesman
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YEAH GOT A SPIDERMAN STYLE HANDWRITTEN PS3!!!!!

WHO WANTS TO BE MY FWEND?!

PSN ACCOUNT:Rushmilk

OTHAH CCOUNT:Bluelover29
be mah fwend

I GOTS MVC3 'N' FANCY PANTS ADVENTUREZ!!!


I WANNA BRAWLLLLL!!!!!! oh yeah and animal crossing

2011-06-28 16:12:03 by n00bishsalesman
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who wants to brawl with me?If you do,then here is my friend CODE!!!

OH BOY I BET IMA GET LOTS AND LOTS OF SPAGHETTI!

Friend Code:5414-5976-4947
Name:RUSH

I also have animal crossing City Folk.here you go:0432 5649 1282 Town:Cornfire Name:Rush

AND if you want my wii code here:8867 7138 9710 5987

when u have my wii code,i will be Creating miis that are in popular things.

happy umm...Brawling,town visiting,on wii?


Shitting Weird things

2011-06-26 17:49:25 by n00bishsalesman

Im shitting artwork like crazy and i can't stop!Im shitting most of my sis' art too!!!OMG HELP!!!CALL 911!!!



so the other day,my friend made his own cooler version of runescape.if you ever meet my friend,(his account is zgs ate bgs)he might make you an admin!to create an account just go to log in and type the username you want and a password you want and you can download this awesome version of runescape right......................HERE!!!!!!


web casting now!

2011-03-14 17:39:26 by n00bishsalesman

GO NOW!!!!



Okay,i was watching Icarly on Nickelodeon,and then sudenly i hear about a Justin Bieber Movie.Okay first of all,Nickelodeon now is kinda like a mind terrorist.When they created Fred the movie,they made lots of ppl who don't know about Fred like him.Fred isn't funny,but one thing for sure,i do like his editing skills,but that's it.The only thing funny about Fred is his voice.Now about the Justin Bieber Movie,Everyone will get a fever called Bieber fever,and the world will be more annoying.Hasn't Nickelodeon done enough when Fred the movie was created?Nickelodeon was fine until Meranda Crossgrove went thru puberty and forced ppl to like Fred and When Keke palmer joined Nickelodeon and made Justin Beiber a little Less hated.I would have appreciated Nick more if they made a movie about Smosh,or NigaHiga.They are 2x funnier than Fred,and 90000000000000x straighter than Justin Beiber.