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Total Medals Earned: 904 (From 111 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,605 Points

T E T R I S ' D: The Game

Medals Earned: 11/15 (75/325 points)

'My Up Key is Jammed!' 5 Points

Survive 15 seconds without jumping.

Competing 5 Points

Submit your score.

One Wrong Move 5 Points

Die by falling off the edge.

Still Alive 5 Points

Stay alive for 50 block-drops

Tetris'd 5 Points

Die by getting squished.

That Was Useful 5 Points

Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.

Well Educated 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial.

Addicted 10 Points

Play the game for at least 20 minutes.

I'm Not Stopping 10 Points

Stay alive for 100 block-drops.

Leap, Kangaroo 10 Points

Jump 50 times in one game.

Total Showoff! 10 Points

Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.

Dodgelicious 25 Points

Stay alive for 250 block-drops.

Smooth Moves 25 Points

Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.

Ninja 100 Points

Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.

True G4m3r 100 Points

Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.

Tankmen: Battle 2

Medals Earned: 6/22 (55/500 points)

The Start of Something 5 Points

Conquer the first base.

Blue Backpack 10 Points

Find the blue backpack.

Green Backpack 10 Points

Find the green backpack.

Kill the Clown 10 Points

Conquer the second base.

Orange Backpack 10 Points

Find the orange backpack.

Red Backpack 10 Points

Find the red backpack.

Black Backpack 10 Points

Find the black backpack.

Gray Backpack 10 Points

Find the gray backpack.

Pink Backpack 10 Points

Find the pink backpack.

Purple Backpack 10 Points

Find the purple backpack.

Sky Blue Backpack 10 Points

Find the sky blue backpack.

White Backpack 10 Points

Find the white backpack.

Yellow Backpack 10 Points

Find the yellow backpack.

Back to the Grave 25 Points

Conquer the fourth base.

Demise of the Savior 25 Points

Conquer the sixth base.

Hints of Evil 25 Points

Conquer the third base.

Sending Him Back to Hell 25 Points

Conquer the fifth base.

To Kill a Killing Machine 25 Points

Conquer the seventh base.

Treasure Hunter 50 Points

Find all 11 backpacks.

An Honor Serving 100 Points

Reach General rank.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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TANKMEN: Battle!

Medals Earned: 11/12 (400/500 points)

Getting Started 5 Points

Defeat Team Henchmen.

Who Wears Armor Nowadays? 10 Points

Defeat Team Armormen.

X-Ceptional 10 Points

Defeat Team Armor-X-men.

Drawing My Revolver 25 Points

Defeat Team Gunslingermen.

I Don't Smell Any Gas 25 Points

Defeat Team Maskedmen.

I'll Stick With The Guns 25 Points

Defeat Team Swordsmen.

Fuckin' Snipers 50 Points

Defeat Team Snipermen.

Golden Champion 50 Points

Defeat Team Goldmen.

Truly Epic 50 Points

Defeat Team Epicmen.

Who Has The Force Now? 50 Points

Defeat Team Jedimen.

Tankdiety 100 Points

Defeat all 10 teams.

Grinder 100 Points

Reach Level 20.

Tentacle Wars

Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/455 points)

Level 01 5 Points

It's time to learn some tricks

Level 02 5 Points

Team: step back then protect front line

Level 03 5 Points

Dominate! This is your only salvation

Level 04 5 Points

Cut! In the right place, at the right time

Level 05 10 Points

Master the craft of war

Level 06 10 Points

What a huge life form!

Level 07 10 Points

Your enemies - are enemies to each other

Level 08 10 Points

Get out of my corner

Level 09 10 Points

Try walking in their shoes

Level 10 10 Points

Is this place safe to hide forever?

Level 11 25 Points

Escape

Level 12 25 Points

Quick Victory: finish with him as soon as possible

Level 13 25 Points

This should be easy

Level 14 25 Points

Neutral wall

Level 15 25 Points

Between the devil and the deep blue sea

Level 16 50 Points

Run as fast as you can

Level 17 50 Points

Quick team trick

Level 18 50 Points

Behind the wall

Level 19 50 Points

Predator is the top life form - become him!

Level 20 50 Points

They have no chance to survive...

The Abusive Review Quiz

Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/355 points)

Garbage 5 Points

Terrible Game

Normal 5 Points

Bad Game

Bronze 10 Points

Good Game

Silver 25 Points

Nice Game

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Gold 50 Points

Great Game

Deity 100 Points

Perfect Game

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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the classroom 3

Medals Earned: 4/8 (70/230 points)

BULLY 10 Points

Punch the geek.

CHEATER 10 Points

Finish the first level.

ONE SLICK KID 25 Points

Alter the test.

VETERAN 25 Points

Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.

LEARNER 5 Points

Complete the tutorial.

PERVERT 5 Points

What are you staring at?

FUTURE GRADUATE 50 Points

Complete the game without using passwords.

PERFECTIONIST 100 Points

Complete the game without being caught.

The Love Letter

Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/380 points)

Teacher's Pet 5 Points

Find the kitty.

Heartless 5 Points

Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.

Less Than Three 100 Points

Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.

Speed Reader 50 Points

Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.

Ladies' Man 25 Points

Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.

Bookworm 50 Points

Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.

Meddling Kid 10 Points

Interrupt at least 10 conversations.

Germaphobe 100 Points

Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.

Procrastinator 25 Points

Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.

Hall Monitor 10 Points

Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.

Time Fcuk

Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/270 points)

Is something wrong? 10 Points

get to lvl 9

Opinionated 10 Points

vote on 3 maps

You've learned nothing 5 Points

Get the bad ending

Everyone will leave you 10 Points

get to level 28

You are your only companion in life. 10 Points

get to level 22

Obsessed 25 Points

Vote on 33 maps

Lost in forever 50 Points

beat an explore campaign

The Assent 50 Points

Get the good ending

O))) 100 Points

Vote on 333 maps

Tiny Evolution Adventure

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/190 points)

Like a Fish out of Water 10 Points

Finish the Tadpole stage!

Evolutionary Work 5 Points

Check the Credits Page!

What a Buggy Game 25 Points

Clear the Lizard stage!

Flying Fast Food 50 Points

Clear the Dinosaur stage!

Top of the Food Chain 100 Points

Clear the game!

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)