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Total Medals Earned: 904 (From 111 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 11,605 Points

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Handless millionaire

Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)

Your left hand 5 Points

Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.

Your right hand 5 Points

Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.

Your fingers 25 Points

Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.

Help the Hero!

Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/115 points)

LEVEL1 5 Points

Beat Level1

LEVEL2 5 Points

Beat LEvel 2

LEVEL3 5 Points

Beat Level 3

LEVEL4 5 Points

Beat Level 4

LEVEL5 5 Points

Beat Level 5

LEVEL6 5 Points

Beat Level 6

LEVEL7 5 Points

Beat Level 7

LEVEL8 5 Points

Beat Level 8

LEVEL9 25 Points

Beat Level 9

CHALLENGE 50 Points

Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.

Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

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Hungry Gamers

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/150 points)

Grab Bag 5 Points

Grab the bag!

Arrows Get 10 Points

Defeat Glimmer

Alliance 10 Points

Form an alliance.

Crowd Pleaser 25 Points

You call that a kiss?

To the Dogs 100 Points

Defeat Cato

Hurdle Turtle: Flash!

Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/70 points)

Slow and Steady 5 Points

Survive 100m!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Lightning Pace 10 Points

Survive an impressive 200m!

Hurdle Hero 25 Points

Survive an unbelievable 300m!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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In3structoTank!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (30/75 points)

Adventure Mode Complete 10 Points

Beating Adventure Mode and viewing the end movie.

Standard Mode Complete 10 Points

Max out all enemies in Standard Mode on any difficulty setting.

Whizzkid 1 Min 10 Points

Beat the boss Whizzkid in 1 minute or less.

5000 On PindestructoTank 5 Points

Score 5000 points on the PindestructoTank mode.

99 Combo 10 Points

Land a Combo of 99 or more in any mode.

Betton 1 Min 10 Points

Beat the boss Betton in 1 minute or less.

Pip Peril 1 Min 10 Points

Beat the boss Pip Peril in 1 minute or less.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Insanity Box 2

Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)

Butcher 5 Points

Lose at ROPE JUMP.

Antichrist 5 Points

Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.

Bad Monkey 5 Points

Lose at MONKEY GRAB.

Clean Sweep 5 Points

Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.

Dubble Trubble 5 Points

Try both game modes in one session

Epic Failure 5 Points

Lose 10 times in one session of play.

Good Spork 5 Points

Find me two sporks

Poker 5 Points

Poke the mammoth in the eye

Student 5 Points

Read the instructions

Submitter 5 Points

Submit a score

Astroid Killer 10 Points

Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.

Close Race 10 Points

Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock

Fat Ass 10 Points

Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.

Five Kay 10 Points

Reach a score of 5000 points or more.

Marksman 10 Points

Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.

Multiplicity 10 Points

Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10

Pipe Dream 10 Points

Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.

Quitter 10 Points

Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.

Streaker 10 Points

Get a streak of 10 or more.

Top Gun 10 Points

Destroy 10 planes in JETS.

Alien Buster 25 Points

Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.

Drunk 25 Points

Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.

Half-Ass 25 Points

Finish half of STORY MODE

It's Over 10 000! 25 Points

Get a score of 10 000 points or more.

Math Wiz 25 Points

Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.

Streak Master 25 Points

Get a streak of 20 or more.

Random God 50 Points

Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.

Story God 50 Points

Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.

Streak God 50 Points

Get a streak of 50 or more.

The Ending Story 50 Points

Finish STORY MODE

K.O.L.M.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)

I still can't see through her lies. 5 Points

But will she love me now that I can see at all?

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points

You might earn this for winning her affection.

Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points

That should have been obvious from the start.

Larry And The Gnomes

Medals Earned: 9/27 (115/1,000 points)

AAAARRG!! 5 Points

Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged

Destruction 5 Points

Kill over 50 Gnomes

Meet the Mage Master 5 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT I

Warm Up 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial Level

ACT I 10 Points

Complete Act I

Power Kill 10 Points

Kill a Gnome in one hit

ACT II 25 Points

Complete Act II

Bash the Boar 25 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT II

Mass Destruction 25 Points

Kill over 100 Gnomes

Accidental Archeologist 10 Points

Discover ancient Skull Statues

Blood Lust 25 Points

Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row

Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points

Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes

ACT III 50 Points

Complete Act III

Fight the Freak 50 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT III

Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points

Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands

ACT IV 100 Points

Complete the Game!

Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points

Fight the Gnome King!

Convenience Mining 100 Points

Collect 15 Precious Gems

Sword Connoisseur 100 Points

Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords

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LARRY: Big Dipper

Medals Earned: 5/11 (250/500 points)

Angry Rock Basher 25 Points

destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage

Free Faller 50 Points

survive for 3 minutes

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Gem Collector 25 Points

Collect all 10 gems in a single run

Glutton for Recovery 25 Points

use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run

Nice And Healthy 25 Points

Collect all health orbs in a single run

Rageaholic 25 Points

Collect all rage orbs in a single run

Massive Damage 50 Points

Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage

Badass Dipper 100 Points

Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit